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Thursday, November 10, 2005

We Call Ourselves The Tomorrow People



The next stage of evolution is here... Tomorrow has arrived.

In the world of the Tomorrow People the special power of homo-superior children breaks out, hideously uncontrolled as the unwitting teenager approaches young adulthood. The young person's abilities of teleportation, telekinesis and telepathy are at first rampant but must be honed as a weapon for good in order to dominate these powers or else be doomed to agonizing physical pain if used for evil. Fortunately stable Tomorrow People have the ability to sense these wayard ones and deliver them to the safety of their underground laboratory where TIM the talking computer assists in moulding their powers.

The Tomorrow People were chic and trendy teens. The were multi-tasking wizards capable of carrying on conversations with one another telepathically. An intense gaze replaced moving lips and flapping tongues for conversing. The tremendous communicative intelligence of the Tomorrow People was etched in their stone glares as they telepathically planned their evil-fighting strategies together.

It is in this spirit that the finest online conversationalists carry out their daily computing tasks. While designing graphics, writing editiorials to heighten the awareness of the common man, filing for tax returns, keeping in touch with mom, and shopping for supplies, expert chatters blaze through multiple conversations with people from all walks of life. Fingers flying across the keyboard, and mouth typically still, a charismatic online personality pilots tasks and conversations with ease. Keeping the language inside of their heads, online conversationalists conduct enough neurological impulses to light up their dendrites brighter than the National Christmas Tree.

Keeping your mouth shut while talking is good for your brain. It improves hand/eye co-ordination and it makes you look as smart and as chic as a Tomorrow Person silently taking down evil-doers without uttering a word.

Now to figure out how to get my hands on a jaunting belt.




WCOTTP
Assert your homo-superiority with your own Tomorrow People t-shirt.

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